Ini lelucon; jelas-jelas lelucon walau mungkin hanya lelucon kecil. Tapi apakah kita masih sempat tertawa diantara riuh-rendah laga Argentina-Belgia dan Belanda-Kostarika yang akan segera berlangsung, serta ‘final debat capres 2014’? Oya, untuk pertandingan yang terakhir disebut ini, saya bahkan tidak tahu piala dan hadiah apa yang tengah diperebutkan, yang pasti televisi senang karena rattingnya sangat tinggi. Dan saya, saya lebih suka menikmati lelucon yang tengah menyergap saya (atau kita?) ini.

Why did the clown go to the doctor?
(Because he was feeling a little funny!)

Why did the clown go to the police?
(Because someone stole his jokes, and it’s a million dollars!)

Why did the clown throw his clock out of the window?
(He wanted to see time fly!)

Why was the clown sad?
(Because she broke her funny bone!)

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns
(Because they taste funny!)

Why are elephants so poor?
(Because they work for peanuts!)

What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?
(Time to get a new car!)

How do elephants talk to each other long distance?
(On the elephone!)

What is the biggest ant in the world?
(An elephant!)

Why did the monkey like the banana?
(Because it had appeal!)

What did the banana say to the monkey?
(Nothing, bananas can’t talk!)

How do you catch a monkey?
(Climb a tree and act like a banana!)

What do monkeys do for laughs?
(They tell jokes about people, world cup and election!)

*bahan ini saya kutip dari http://www.enchantedlearning.com/jokes/topics/circus.shtml